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Monday, July 18, 2005
Pergh.. ~Copy from frenster's bulletin board~ 1.WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN LAST 2. ARE YOU IN LOVE WITH ANYONE RYT 3. WHAT R U DOIN RYT NOW? 4. WHAT IF UR EX ASKED U TO COME BACK? 5. ARE YOU CRAZY ENOUGH TO DO SUMTHIN 6. DOES THAT PERSON UR CRAZY ABOUT 7. IF U WERE TO GO BACK TO UR PAST, WAT 8. WHAT IF THE PERSON U LUV RYT NOW 9. EVER HAD FEELINGS FOR ANYONE? 10. WHAT TYPE OF PERSON DO U LYK? 11. HAVE YOU FOUND THAT KIND OF 12. WUD U STILL GIVE CHANCE TO ANY 13. WHERE DO U WNA GO RITE NOW? 14. DO YOU HATE SOMEONE RIGHT NOW? 15. DO YOU ONLINE EVERYDAY?
Thursday, June 23, 2005
2nd entry.. Takde apa nak tulis sebenarnya..
Saja je meniap.. Lepas ni nak kena taip thesis plak.. Buhsannya.. Ada cite ni.. aku minat sungguh.. mula2 aku jer yg tengok cite ni sorg2 kat umah.. skalik skang ni adik
ngan mak aku skalik dah join.. aku paling suka ngan boone ni sebab dia ensem.. kalah mawi.. huhuuhu
pastu dia ni bersabar.. sabar je nengok perangai adik dia yang degil tu.. pastu dia minat kat adik dia tp
adik dia suka ngan orang lain.. dia bersabar lagi.. jadik aku suka la kat dia.. hehehehe..
  
Wednesday, June 22, 2005
This is so funny!! Taken from a book called Disorder in the Court they are things people actually said in court, word for word, taken down and now published by court reporters - who had the torment of staying calm while these exchanges were actually taking place. Some of these are excellent - don't miss the last one. Q: Are you sexually active? A: No, I just lie there. ==================================================================== Q: What is your date of birth? A: July fifteenth. Q: What year? A: Every year. ===================================================================== Q: What gear were you in at the moment of the impact? A: Gucci sweats and Reeboks. ===================================================================== Q: This myasthenia gravis, does it affect your memory at all? A: Yes. Q: And in what ways does it affect your memory? A: I forget. Q: You forget. Can you give us an example of something that you've forgotten? ===================================================================== Q: How old is your son, the one living with you? A: Thirty-eight or thirty-five, I can't remember which. Q: How long has he lived with you? A: Forty-five years. ===================================================================== Q: What was the first thing your husband said to you when he woke up that morning? A: He said, "Where am I, Cathy?" Q: And why did that upset you? A: My name is Susan. ===================================================================== Q: Do you know if your daughter has ever been involved in voodoo or the occult? A: We both do. Q: Voodoo? A: We do. Q: You do? A: Yes, voodoo. ===================================================================== Q: Now doctor, isn't it true that when a person dies in his sleep, he doesn't know about it until the next morning? ===================================================================== Q: The youngest son, the twenty-year old, how old is he? ===================================================================== Q: Were you present when your picture was taken? ===================================================================== Q: So the date of conception (of the baby) was August 8th? A: Yes. Q: And what were you doing at that time? ===================================================================== Q: She had three children, right? A: Yes. Q: How many were boys? A: None. Q: Were there any girls? ===================================================================== Q: How was your first marriage terminated? A: By death. Q: And by whose death was it terminated? ===================================================================== Q: Can you describe the individual? A: He was about medium height and had a beard. Q: Was this a male, or a female? ===================================================================== Q: Is your appearance here this morning pursuant to a deposition notice which I sent to your attorney? A: No, this is how I dress when I go to work. =================================================================== Q: Doctor, how many autopsies have you performed on dead people? A: All my autopsies are performed on dead people. ==================================================================== Q: All your responses must be oral, OK? What school did you go to? A: Oral. ==================================================================== Q: Do you recall the time that you examined the body? A: The autopsy started around 8:30 p.m. Q: And Mr. Dennington was dead at the time? A: No, he was sitting on the table wondering why I was doing an Autopsy. ==================================================================== Q: Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse? A: No. Q: Did you check for blood pressure? A: No. Q: Did you check for breathing? A: No. Q: So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when you began the autopsy? A: No. Q: How can you be so sure, Doctor? A: Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar. Q: But could the patient have still been alive, nevertheless? A: Yes, it is possible that he could have been alive and practicing law somewhere. |
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